{"id":959,"date":"2004-03-06T22:24:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-07T03:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/03\/06\/959\/"},"modified":"2004-03-06T22:24:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-07T03:24:00","slug":"959","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/03\/06\/959\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seth David Schoen&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/vitanuova.loyalty.org\/2004-03-03.html\" title=\"I met Cory Doctorow, just like Charles Brownstein, although it took me an hour or so to realize I was meeting him.\">latest entry<\/a> features a mention of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eff.org\/\" title=\"I wonder if I can get a job for them, seeing as how I'm completely without qualification.\">EFF<\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbldf.org\/\" title=\"&quot;Read all about P.T. Barnum, Davy Crockett, Henri Toulouse-Lautrec, Hedy Lamarr, Machiavelli, Lewis and Clark, even race car driving monkey Jocko Flocko.&quot;\">CBLDF<\/a> in the same section.  It&#8217;s Seth David Schoen:  Brendan&#8217;s Pet Issues Edition!<\/p>\n<p>Seth also writes a great little story-essay about confabulation, the practice of making up reasonable, untrue explanations for events and then completely believing them.  Some people believe &#8220;that confabulation is actually our normal method of thinking,&#8221; he says.  This is not too far off the mark for me&#8211;I constantly catch myself coming up with perfectly sensible stories for actions (being in the theater building late at night, say, or buying snack cakes) for which ordinary reasons already exist.  It&#8217;s a bad habit, but when you have a memory as bad as mine, it comes in kind of handy.  There is, after all, the distinct possibility that the explanation I just made up (to apply to an action for which I&#8217;ve forgotten my original reasoning) <i>is<\/i> actually the real one.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also good for explaining bizarre trivia.  I have a good stock of facts in that category, but precious little background on them when challenged.  If you ever ask me something you really need to know, and I give you a strange answer, you should probably call me out on it.  (I&#8217;m usually right, but even so.)<\/p>\n<p>Actually, the reason I started my running commentary on this vitanuova entry is because of the first section.  It describes his brilliant exploit of the Southwest LAX-OAK commuter flight system, which is like something you&#8217;d see pop up in <a href=\"http:\/\/blognomic.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"Watch your backs.  There's gonna be a rumble.\">BlogNomic<\/a>.  Seth and I actually discussed LAX-OAK commuter flights on the day I got to hang out at the EFF offices, since Maria and I (and maybe Monica) will be taking advantage of them this summer.<\/p>\n<p>Do you read <a href=\"http:\/\/vitanuova.loyalty.org\/\" title=\"&quot;Writing to schoen@loyalty.org is fine, if you want to reach me, but writing to haesslich@loyalty.org is not recommended, because it feeds directly into an automated e-mail abuse reporting system.&quot;\">vitanuova<\/a>?  You really should.  Not only will it make you smarter, it will also <a href=\"http:\/\/news.com.com\/2100-1023-978176.html?tag=fd_top\" title=\"&quot;The case was launched in July 2001, when ElcomSoft employee Dmitry Sklyarov was arrested during the Las Vegas Defcon hackers conference after giving a speech about his company's software, which is designed to crack protections on Adobe Systems' eBooks.&quot;\">free Dmitry<\/a>!  Vitanuova:  Freeing Dmitry since March 2001.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/seth_endorses.gif\" alt=\"Seth apparently rips off old Simpsons jokes.\" title=\"Seth apparently rips off old Simpsons jokes.\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seth David Schoen&#8217;s latest entry features a mention of the EFF and the CBLDF in the same section. It&#8217;s Seth David Schoen: Brendan&#8217;s Pet Issues Edition! Seth also writes a great little story-essay about confabulation, the practice of making up reasonable, untrue explanations for events and then completely believing them. Some people believe &#8220;that confabulation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[73,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-digital-neighbors","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}