{"id":95,"date":"2006-09-06T12:29:45","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T17:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/09\/06\/you-can-tell-its-not-canon-because-its-in-the-past-tense\/"},"modified":"2006-09-06T12:29:45","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T17:29:45","slug":"you-can-tell-its-not-canon-because-its-in-the-past-tense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/09\/06\/you-can-tell-its-not-canon-because-its-in-the-past-tense\/","title":{"rendered":"You can tell it&#8217;s not canon because it&#8217;s in the past tense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spurred by my threat to kill off <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/anacrusis\/2006\/9\/5\/0\/\" title=\"Not actually sure if Marlo is a girl's name?\">Marlo<\/a> and saved from the LJ feed, <a href=\"http:\/\/benhimself.livejournal.com\/\" title=\"LASER RADIO\">Ben<\/a> bends <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/category\/anacrusis\/\" title=\"Stupid Google won't give my stories any PageRank love.\">Anacrusis<\/a> to his will:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Suddenly Millicent started moving again!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Awwwww&#8221; said Cosette, lovingly. She squeezed her sweet adorable fuzzy wuzzy kitten with marble eyes tightly. Millicent purred.<\/p>\n<p>Rob cheered up!<\/p>\n<p>Holly cheered up too!<\/p>\n<p>South settled down!<\/p>\n<p>The Chosen Ones remained awesome!<\/p>\n<p>The Justin finally defeated The Man!<\/p>\n<p>Everyone danced for the next fifty words!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spurred by my threat to kill off Marlo and saved from the LJ feed, Ben bends Anacrusis to his will: Suddenly Millicent started moving again! &#8220;Awwwww&#8221; said Cosette, lovingly. She squeezed her sweet adorable fuzzy wuzzy kitten with marble eyes tightly. Millicent purred. Rob cheered up! Holly cheered up too! South settled down! The Chosen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,19,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ben-himself","category-mild-lunacy","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}