{"id":945,"date":"2004-03-13T18:14:32","date_gmt":"2004-03-13T23:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/03\/13\/945\/"},"modified":"2004-03-13T18:14:32","modified_gmt":"2004-03-13T23:14:32","slug":"945","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/03\/13\/945\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sending a packet of misdirected mail to my mother, only I don&#8217;t have a postal scale nor any way of getting to one.  I judged its weight (by holding it in one hand and two sticks of butter in the other, and asking Maria&#8217;s friend Jackie to do the same) to be about 9 ozzes, which apparently costs $2.21 and thus consumed my last six stamps (= $2.22).  <i>Innovation!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Really hoping that&#8217;s enough postage now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sending a packet of misdirected mail to my mother, only I don&#8217;t have a postal scale nor any way of getting to one. I judged its weight (by holding it in one hand and two sticks of butter in the other, and asking Maria&#8217;s friend Jackie to do the same) to be about 9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joan","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}