{"id":942,"date":"2004-03-17T18:11:54","date_gmt":"2004-03-17T23:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/03\/17\/942\/"},"modified":"2004-03-17T18:11:54","modified_gmt":"2004-03-17T23:11:54","slug":"942","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/03\/17\/942\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It snowed a bunch, so Maria and I punched a yeti in the face and then we went to the North Pole.  Also there was breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>Very, very cold.  Very slippery.  Good food though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It snowed a bunch, so Maria and I punched a yeti in the face and then we went to the North Pole. Also there was breakfast. Very, very cold. Very slippery. Good food though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,19,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria","category-mild-lunacy","category-travel-and-acronyms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}