{"id":940,"date":"2004-03-23T10:00:19","date_gmt":"2004-03-23T15:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/03\/23\/940\/"},"modified":"2004-03-23T10:00:19","modified_gmt":"2004-03-23T15:00:19","slug":"940","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/03\/23\/940\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, right, we&#8217;re home and not dead.  We got in Sunday night after driving (or, in my case, passengering) like long-distance <i>maniacs<\/i> all the way from Bodily Region, Pennsylvania.  I learned to hate Pennsylvania on this trip, by the way.  It&#8217;s like Wyoming, but colder and less populous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, right, we&#8217;re home and not dead. We got in Sunday night after driving (or, in my case, passengering) like long-distance maniacs all the way from Bodily Region, Pennsylvania. I learned to hate Pennsylvania on this trip, by the way. It&#8217;s like Wyoming, but colder and less populous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria","category-travel-and-acronyms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}