{"id":94,"date":"2006-09-07T15:15:40","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T20:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/09\/07\/94\/"},"modified":"2006-09-07T15:15:40","modified_gmt":"2006-09-07T20:15:40","slug":"94","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/09\/07\/94\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My family was pirates again!  Brenna had to go to the hospital!  But she&#8217;s okay!  My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brendanadkins.com\/\" title=\"Didn't think to do a word count on the snide front-page blurb there.\">embarrassingly bare portfolio site<\/a> went live!  Ben wrote another LJ-feed story!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/category\/anacrusis\/Mario\/\" title=\"Not like the plumber.\">Mario<\/a> and Tessa sit at the machine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you think these knobs do?&#8221; Tessa asks. Mario responds in the most natural manner possible.<\/p>\n<p>The machine will hum. Tessa will say &#8220;Wait, did you hear that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mario will nod. &#8220;Yeah. It&#8217;s tensokinetic, all right.&#8221; He&#8217;ll twist another knob.<\/p>\n<p>The machine will have hummed. Mario will have said &#8220;Now that&#8217;s just weird. Let me try and find another tense.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tessa will have said &#8220;Yeah, I don&#8217;t think we want to get much more esoteric than this.&#8221; Mario will have spun another knob&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But the past tense setting [error: tense not found] broken!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My family was pirates again! Brenna had to go to the hospital! But she&#8217;s okay! My embarrassingly bare portfolio site went live! Ben wrote another LJ-feed story! Mario and Tessa sit at the machine. &#8220;What do you think these knobs do?&#8221; Tessa asks. Mario responds in the most natural manner possible. The machine will hum. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,53,35,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ben-himself","category-brenna-barnes","category-family","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}