{"id":934,"date":"2004-03-24T13:48:30","date_gmt":"2004-03-24T18:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/03\/24\/934\/"},"modified":"2004-03-24T13:48:30","modified_gmt":"2004-03-24T18:48:30","slug":"934","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/03\/24\/934\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">You will live in <b>Mansion.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You will drive a <b>Dark Blue Hummer.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You will marry <b>Janeane Garofalo<\/b> and have <b>3<\/b> kids.<\/p>\n<p>You will be a <b>Dad<\/b> in <b>Mountain View<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Now you, too, can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.playmash.com\/\" title=\"Apparently this guy wants to marry his PE teacher, which is a little...  off-putting.\">Play MASH Online<\/a>, magically removing its barely-scandalous social purpose entirely.  Reduce your childhood pleasures to solved problems!  Next:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcmains.net\/ruminations\/2001\/08\/28\" title=\"&quot;Which, of course, means the kids love it.&quot;\">Candy Land<\/a>, or possibly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=cache:l-kRtpBaGsoJ:cnls.lanl.gov\/~ebn\/pubs\/game\/game.pdf+war+%22card+game%22+deterministic&#038;hl=en&#038;ie=UTF-8\" title=\"This looks boring, but in an interesting way.\">War<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You will live in Mansion. You will drive a Dark Blue Hummer. You will marry Janeane Garofalo and have 3 kids. You will be a Dad in Mountain View. Now you, too, can Play MASH Online, magically removing its barely-scandalous social purpose entirely. Reduce your childhood pleasures to solved problems! Next: Candy Land, or possibly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}