{"id":929,"date":"2004-03-26T09:50:25","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T14:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/03\/26\/929\/"},"modified":"2004-03-26T09:50:25","modified_gmt":"2004-03-26T14:50:25","slug":"929","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/03\/26\/929\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Tonight I&#8217;m going to Will&#8217;s bachelor party, and tomorrow I&#8217;m attending his wedding.  Will is actually younger than me.  (There are going to be girls at this bachelor party.  I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s really going to count.)\n<\/li>\n<li>Do you see the  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/ic20040326.jpg\" title=\"Really, really need to start making an archive system for these.\">cam<\/a>?  Hmm?\n<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m <i>a hundred years old.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I&#8217;m going to Will&#8217;s bachelor party, and tomorrow I&#8217;m attending his wedding. Will is actually younger than me. (There are going to be girls at this bachelor party. I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s really going to count.) Do you see the cam? Hmm? I&#8217;m a hundred years old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-conspirators"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}