{"id":921,"date":"2004-04-01T09:50:43","date_gmt":"2004-04-01T14:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/04\/01\/921\/"},"modified":"2004-04-01T09:50:43","modified_gmt":"2004-04-01T14:50:43","slug":"921","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/04\/01\/921\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lately, with the absence of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/rustycutlass\/\" title=\"Yale lies when he is drunk.\">Captain Rodchester<\/a>, Tuesday Night Basketball has transitioned to a kind of Weekly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sjgames.com\/illuminati\/\" title=\"Oh, NOW I read the Errata.\">Illuminati<\/a> Night, Where Maria Always Wins.  That&#8217;s right.  Maria has won every single one of our (three) games, including the first one, when she&#8217;d never laid hands on it before.  <span title=\"FNORD\">I hate Maria<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Expect a spate of posts about <span title=\"FNORD\">Illuminati<\/span> now, in the fashion of many geeks when just getting into <span title=\"FNORD\">Illuminati<\/span>.  Also, I&#8217;ll probably complain about the Society of Assassins, whom I apparently draw 75% of the time, and whom I am growing to hate.  Assassins suck.  Give me the <span title=\"FNORD\">Bermuda Triangle<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span title=\"FNORD\"><i>Secret Conspiracy Update:<\/i><\/span>  If you google for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22steve+jackson%22+illuminati\" title=\"There's nothing funny about a standard Google page.\">&#8220;steve jackson&#8221; illuminati<\/a>, this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.io.com\/\" title=\"I'm looking at you, Cody Powell.\">ISP in Austin<\/a> comes up as like the second result, despite the fact that they in no way mention either a) &#8220;steve jackson&#8221; or b) <span title=\"FNORD\">Illuminati<\/span>.  Dun dun DUNNN!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;m not sure what that proves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately, with the absence of Captain Rodchester, Tuesday Night Basketball has transitioned to a kind of Weekly Illuminati Night, Where Maria Always Wins. That&#8217;s right. Maria has won every single one of our (three) games, including the first one, when she&#8217;d never laid hands on it before. I hate Maria. Expect a spate of posts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,29,22,36,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conspirators","category-maria","category-plugs","category-x-night-ballers","category-yale-deskins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}