{"id":915,"date":"2004-04-04T09:54:23","date_gmt":"2004-04-04T14:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/04\/04\/its-not-a-quiz-its-a-iweb-toyi\/"},"modified":"2004-04-04T09:54:23","modified_gmt":"2004-04-04T14:54:23","slug":"its-not-a-quiz-its-a-iweb-toyi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/04\/04\/its-not-a-quiz-its-a-iweb-toyi\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s not a quiz, it’s a <i>web toy<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Doctor Unheimlich<\/a> has diagnosed me with
Brendan’s Disorder<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cause<\/b>:<\/td>\npoor dental hygiene<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Symptoms<\/b>:<\/td>\nexcessive hand numbness, vertigo, American accent, slightly squeaky voice<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cure<\/b>:<\/td>\ndrink more tea<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n
\n

Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n<\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

<\/center><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

See, it’s funny because I actually have a casual acquaintance with Dr. Unheimlich<\/a>, and (I assume) he knows I have an American accent. Darn you, Dr. Unheimlich!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withBrendan’s Disorder Cause: poor dental hygiene Symptoms: excessive hand numbness, vertigo, American accent, slightly squeaky voice Cure: drink more tea Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: See, it’s funny because I actually have a casual acquaintance with Dr. Unheimlich, and (I assume) he knows I have an American accent. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}