{"id":911,"date":"2004-04-04T20:44:43","date_gmt":"2004-04-05T01:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/04\/04\/911\/"},"modified":"2004-04-04T20:44:43","modified_gmt":"2004-04-05T01:44:43","slug":"911","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/04\/04\/911\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I just noticed that today is my red hat&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/nfd\/2003\/04\/04\/0\" title=\"The Red Hat Mix isn't actually that great, but it has a good opening.\">first birthday<\/a>!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RED HAT!<\/p>\n<p>Really ought to wash that hat, actually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I just noticed that today is my red hat&#8217;s first birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RED HAT! Really ought to wash that hat, actually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connections","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}