{"id":901,"date":"2004-04-08T12:37:15","date_gmt":"2004-04-08T17:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/04\/08\/901\/"},"modified":"2004-04-08T12:37:15","modified_gmt":"2004-04-08T17:37:15","slug":"901","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/04\/08\/901\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write this whole whiny entry about how Ian never brings me the stuff he says he&#8217;s going to bring me, but really I don&#8217;t care that much.  I&#8217;m just bored, and it&#8217;s being a very long work day.  Entertain me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write this whole whiny entry about how Ian never brings me the stuff he says he&#8217;s going to bring me, but really I don&#8217;t care that much. I&#8217;m just bored, and it&#8217;s being a very long work day. Entertain me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-ian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}