{"id":895,"date":"2004-04-13T12:03:43","date_gmt":"2004-04-13T17:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/04\/13\/895\/"},"modified":"2004-04-13T12:03:43","modified_gmt":"2004-04-13T17:03:43","slug":"895","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/04\/13\/895\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write a short story one of these days called &#8220;What Ever Happened to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22Frances+bean%22\" title=\"What exactly does the Save Frances Bean Webring intend to do?  Kidnap her?\">Frances Bean<\/a>?&#8221;  I guess I still could, but MSN tells me she&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/entertainment.msn.com\/celebs\/article.aspx?news=155409\" title=\"Scroll down to the second subhead.\">bumming around with Courtney<\/a> (custody loss notwithstanding).<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8216;Sometimes, mommies need to get laid, too,&#8217; explains the embattled entertainer, uttering a phrase that sounds like the title of the most inappropriate kids&#8217; book <i>ever.<\/i> &#8216;But mommy,&#8217; replies Frances, ostensibly unprompted, &#8216;you intimidate men!&#8217; <span title=\"Aww, the little reporter is just so jaded!\">Uh-huh. Anyway, Love is due in court this week to answer to drug and disorderly-conduct charges.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to write a short story one of these days called &#8220;What Ever Happened to Frances Bean?&#8221; I guess I still could, but MSN tells me she&#8217;s bumming around with Courtney (custody loss notwithstanding). &#8220;&#8216;Sometimes, mommies need to get laid, too,&#8217; explains the embattled entertainer, uttering a phrase that sounds like the title [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-and-ads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}