{"id":89,"date":"2006-09-20T23:51:43","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T04:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/09\/20\/story-fight\/"},"modified":"2006-09-20T23:51:43","modified_gmt":"2006-09-21T04:51:43","slug":"story-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/09\/20\/story-fight\/","title":{"rendered":"Story Fight!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/where-theres-a.livejournal.com\/4334.html\" title=\"Or counter-riposte, really.\">Riposte!<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Miranda sits at the table and turns the ring over and over.  &#8220;You should have called me,&#8221; she says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course I called you.&#8221;  He blinks and frowns.  &#8220;I called you until your mailbox filled up.  I called out the window and I called 911.  I called, I&#8211;I called you names&#8211;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please don&#8217;t take that tone,&#8221; she says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why not?&#8221; he asks coldly.  &#8220;It&#8217;s not as if I can make you upset.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But Miranda loves him, loves him like chocolate and heat and really good pop songs.  She can&#8217;t speak.  She slaps the table and all the windows blow out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And it&#8217;s a bit of an in-joke, but William&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/where-theres-a.livejournal.com\/4388.html\" title=\"&quot;In its wake it leaves spoiling excess.&quot; How am I supposed to compete with that!\">allegory for my occasional struggles with syndication<\/a> is unfairly rich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Riposte! Miranda sits at the table and turns the ring over and over. &#8220;You should have called me,&#8221; she says. &#8220;Of course I called you.&#8221; He blinks and frowns. &#8220;I called you until your mailbox filled up. I called out the window and I called 911. I called, I&#8211;I called you names&#8211;&#8220; &#8220;Please don&#8217;t take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,22,51,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-metablogging","category-plugs","category-william-oneil","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}