{"id":879,"date":"2004-04-22T09:03:15","date_gmt":"2004-04-22T14:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/04\/22\/im-actually-really-hungry\/"},"modified":"2004-04-22T09:03:15","modified_gmt":"2004-04-22T14:03:15","slug":"im-actually-really-hungry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/04\/22\/im-actually-really-hungry\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m actually really hungry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dude.  I want to eat <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nzherald.co.nz\/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=3544934\" title=\"&quot;Instead, on instinct, Mr Ewington threw the hamburger - aiming for the door.&quot;\">a hamburger that can break a window<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude. I want to eat a hamburger that can break a window.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-headlines-and-ads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}