{"id":871,"date":"2004-04-26T19:42:28","date_gmt":"2004-04-27T00:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/04\/26\/871\/"},"modified":"2004-04-26T19:42:28","modified_gmt":"2004-04-27T00:42:28","slug":"871","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/04\/26\/871\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my.  Does anybody know how to turn off some escalators so we can go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chiseen.com\/vidshare\/sm\/wok_boarding.html\" title=\"I don't know about the tricycle, though.\">wok boarding<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my. Does anybody know how to turn off some escalators so we can go wok boarding?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}