{"id":867,"date":"2004-04-29T10:02:31","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T15:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/04\/29\/867\/"},"modified":"2004-04-29T10:02:31","modified_gmt":"2004-04-29T15:02:31","slug":"867","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/04\/29\/867\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s too bad it&#8217;s a crappy Acer (well, and also that I&#8217;m poor)&#8211;this is probably the only chance I&#8217;ll have to find <a href=\"http:\/\/msn-cnet.com.com\/4505-3121_7-30615345.html?part=msn-cnet&#038;subj=re_30615345&#038;tag=msn_home\" title=\"It's RED! and FERRARI!\">a laptop to match my hat<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s too bad it&#8217;s a crappy Acer (well, and also that I&#8217;m poor)&#8211;this is probably the only chance I&#8217;ll have to find a laptop to match my hat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}