{"id":864,"date":"2004-05-03T22:24:07","date_gmt":"2004-05-04T03:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/05\/03\/maria-is-responsible-for-basically-all-of-this\/"},"modified":"2004-05-03T22:24:07","modified_gmt":"2004-05-04T03:24:07","slug":"maria-is-responsible-for-basically-all-of-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/05\/03\/maria-is-responsible-for-basically-all-of-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Maria is responsible for basically all of this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got four Hellboys, two Supermans, a tombstone, a whoopee cushion and Graeter&#8217;s Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cake.  I had a gonzo adventure with my friends and we drove off a cliff.  I ate two orders of the best ribs in the universe.  I won eighteen zillion games of Crimson Skies.<\/p>\n<p>I have to invent a final project from thin air tonight and turn it in tomorrow, but I had a <i>very<\/i> good birthday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got four Hellboys, two Supermans, a tombstone, a whoopee cushion and Graeter&#8217;s Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cake. I had a gonzo adventure with my friends and we drove off a cliff. I ate two orders of the best ribs in the universe. I won eighteen zillion games of Crimson Skies. I have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,97,55,31,29,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conspirators","category-grad-school","category-ken-moore","category-landmarks","category-maria","category-yale-deskins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}