{"id":863,"date":"2004-05-06T09:40:37","date_gmt":"2004-05-06T14:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/05\/06\/i-wish-i-didnt-read-so-much-msn-content\/"},"modified":"2004-05-06T09:40:37","modified_gmt":"2004-05-06T14:40:37","slug":"i-wish-i-didnt-read-so-much-msn-content","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/05\/06\/i-wish-i-didnt-read-so-much-msn-content\/","title":{"rendered":"I wish I didn&#8217;t read so much MSN content"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Louisville ranks among the <a href=\"http:\/\/houseandhome.msn.com\/move\/BestCitiesforDating.aspx\" title=\"And here I thought it was just me.\">worst 10 cities<\/a> for dating.  &#8220;Louisville (overall No. 76) scores low in the concert category; apparently the tour buses are not making a habit of stopping and rocking in Louisville,&#8221; they say.  Given that I&#8217;m going to see Ben Folds in <i>Danville<\/i> tomorrow, I&#8217;m not surprised.  (Also, I like the implication that the best way to get dates is to have sex with transient roadies.)<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I&#8217;m going to see Ben Folds in Danville tomorrow!  Whoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Louisville ranks among the worst 10 cities for dating. &#8220;Louisville (overall No. 76) scores low in the concert category; apparently the tour buses are not making a habit of stopping and rocking in Louisville,&#8221; they say. Given that I&#8217;m going to see Ben Folds in Danville tomorrow, I&#8217;m not surprised. (Also, I like the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kentucky","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}