{"id":859,"date":"2004-05-07T15:16:30","date_gmt":"2004-05-07T20:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/05\/07\/dear-webmasterxorphcom\/"},"modified":"2004-05-07T15:16:30","modified_gmt":"2004-05-07T20:16:30","slug":"dear-webmasterxorphcom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/05\/07\/dear-webmasterxorphcom\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear webmaster@xorph.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;I am contacting you about cross linking. I am interested in your site because it looks like it&#8217;s relevant to a site for which I am seeking links.<\/p>\n<p>The site offers great information regarding cosmetic treatments and aesthetic procedures.  This company specializes in providing acne treatment, laser hair removal, microdermabrasion, removal of stretch marks and other services.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well shit!  That&#8217;s <i>completely<\/i> relevant to a near-dead webcomic and a journal where I make fun of stupid emails!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I am contacting you about cross linking. I am interested in your site because it looks like it&#8217;s relevant to a site for which I am seeking links. The site offers great information regarding cosmetic treatments and aesthetic procedures. This company specializes in providing acne treatment, laser hair removal, microdermabrasion, removal of stretch marks and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}