{"id":858,"date":"2004-05-09T15:21:12","date_gmt":"2004-05-09T20:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/05\/09\/stop-putting-shit-in-the-coffee\/"},"modified":"2004-05-09T15:21:12","modified_gmt":"2004-05-09T20:21:12","slug":"stop-putting-shit-in-the-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/05\/09\/stop-putting-shit-in-the-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop Putting Shit in the Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a grand and venerable tradition, the exclamation of &#8220;That Would Be a Great Name for a Band.&#8221;  It dates back nearly to middle school, when I was getting really into Dave Barry, learning&#8211;along with the rest of my generation&#8211;to listen for the perfect combination of nonsense with which to someday label our cathartic college noise.<\/p>\n<p>But, as I&#8217;ve got four very good band names and don&#8217;t anticipate the need for any more, I have to concede that Stephen&#8217;s friend Nivolas has <a href=\"http:\/\/imgruv2.blogspot.com\/2004_05_01_imgruv2_archive.html#108390568651554366\" title=\"Followed immediately by Stephen cursing like a hip-hop artist.\">an excellent point<\/a>.  Maybe, just maybe, it&#8217;s time to move on&#8230;  to ridiculous names for horses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a grand and venerable tradition, the exclamation of &#8220;That Would Be a Great Name for a Band.&#8221; It dates back nearly to middle school, when I was getting really into Dave Barry, learning&#8211;along with the rest of my generation&#8211;to listen for the perfect combination of nonsense with which to someday label our cathartic college [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stephen-heintz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}