{"id":85,"date":"2006-10-03T22:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-04T03:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/10\/03\/85\/"},"modified":"2006-10-03T22:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-04T03:23:00","slug":"85","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/10\/03\/85\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Years ago:<br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Fish are the beef of the sea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div align=\"right\">&#8211;Yale<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b>Tonight:<br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Seals are basically dolphin puppies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div align=\"right\">&#8211;Maria<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yale is sick.  Get better, Yale!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago: &#8220;Fish are the beef of the sea.&#8221; &#8211;Yale Tonight: &#8220;Seals are basically dolphin puppies.&#8221; &#8211;Maria Yale is sick. Get better, Yale!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria","category-yale-deskins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}