{"id":844,"date":"2004-05-17T12:38:59","date_gmt":"2004-05-17T17:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/05\/17\/844\/"},"modified":"2004-05-17T12:38:59","modified_gmt":"2004-05-17T17:38:59","slug":"844","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/05\/17\/844\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to mark down a deposit a while back, which means I have about $350 more than I thought I had, and that&#8217;s nice.  According to my checkbook, though, that&#8217;s now about $150 less than I <i>should<\/i> have, and I haven&#8217;t missed another credit or debit in at least seven months.  I must have screwed up something big last fall.<\/p>\n<p>The annoying thing is that thanks to the Interweb, I can always see my current balance in relatively real time, but that&#8217;s inaccurate because paper-based checks still lumber around like elephants (not that electronic transfers are in any way instant, but there&#8217;s no chance of them getting forgotten in somebody&#8217;s pocket).  The whole point of my check register is that it&#8217;s supposed to be more accurate, because I record all transactions as if they took place instantly; since it relies on a human agent (me), though, it&#8217;s fallible, because I am fallible and my arithmetic doubly so.  I&#8217;m tempted to just reset my check register balance to what the bank tells me it is, but then I&#8217;m sure some transaction that&#8217;s in the register but hasn&#8217;t yet posted online would sneak up and blackjack me.  And anyway, it&#8217;s bad policy to trust the bank blindly.<\/p>\n<p>If I could find the error&#8211;either online or in my register&#8211;this would all go away, but I&#8217;ve tried several times and I can&#8217;t.  I&#8217;d go back all the way to the beginning of my account history, if I could, but the Interweb only lets me go back six statements.  I&#8217;d use my paper statements, except I immediately rip them all up and throw them away on principle.  After all, they don&#8217;t tell me anything I don&#8217;t know!<\/p>\n<p>This problem would also not exist if I wasn&#8217;t a moron.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to mark down a deposit a while back, which means I have about $350 more than I thought I had, and that&#8217;s nice. According to my checkbook, though, that&#8217;s now about $150 less than I should have, and I haven&#8217;t missed another credit or debit in at least seven months. I must have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}