{"id":831,"date":"2004-05-23T00:14:10","date_gmt":"2004-05-23T05:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/05\/23\/jon-and-amanda-are-married\/"},"modified":"2004-05-23T00:14:10","modified_gmt":"2004-05-23T05:14:10","slug":"jon-and-amanda-are-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/05\/23\/jon-and-amanda-are-married\/","title":{"rendered":"Jon and Amanda are married!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I went to my first-ever rehearsal dinner&#8211;pancakes at Cracker Barrel, followed by a leisurely visit and then a hesitant drive to the chapel out in the middle of Shelby County.  It was hard to find, but deservedly so:  it&#8217;s a gorgeous spot, and somehow entirely cicada-free.<\/p>\n<p>I got to host Jon&#8217;s bachelor party, which consisted of coming back here with Ken, Chris and me and watching <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0310281\/\" title=\"&quot;This candle, like all candles, represents light and darkness and all the colors in between.  It also represents a penis.&quot;\">A Mighty Wind<\/a> and laughing a lot.  We throw some pretty wild parties.<\/p>\n<p>This morning Ken kindly picked up Maria and me and drove us back to the aforementioned chapel, where we took pictures (one of Jon&#8217;s WWE-style entrance, one of Amanda&#8217;s, and then some less important ones) and waited.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually there was a wedding.  The bride wore flip-flops, and the reverend&#8217;s microphone kept fuzzing out.  It was sunny, and outside, and butterflies kept zooming through the service.  Amanda and Jon were very beautiful, and I&#8217;m so proud and happy that for this little while, I don&#8217;t even miss them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I went to my first-ever rehearsal dinner&#8211;pancakes at Cracker Barrel, followed by a leisurely visit and then a hesitant drive to the chapel out in the middle of Shelby County. It was hard to find, but deservedly so: it&#8217;s a gorgeous spot, and somehow entirely cicada-free. I got to host Jon&#8217;s bachelor party, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jon-and-amanda","category-landmarks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}