{"id":809,"date":"2004-06-03T12:17:16","date_gmt":"2004-06-03T17:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/06\/03\/i-ought-to-make-a-subcategory-for-these\/"},"modified":"2004-06-03T12:17:16","modified_gmt":"2004-06-03T17:17:16","slug":"i-ought-to-make-a-subcategory-for-these","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/06\/03\/i-ought-to-make-a-subcategory-for-these\/","title":{"rendered":"I ought to make a subcategory for these"},"content":{"rendered":"

The lady in the cube next to mine is pretty vicious with her voicemail system; I know this because she always uses it with her speakerphone on. It sounds like this:<\/p>\n

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CLICK TOOOOONE<\/p>\n

BEEP BEEP BEEP<\/p>\n

“Meridian Mail. Mailb–“<\/p>\n

BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP<\/p>\n

“Passw–“<\/p>\n

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP<\/p>\n

“One fifteen pm, June–“<\/p>\n

BEEP<\/p>\n

“You have one n–“<\/p>\n

BEEP<\/p>\n

“Hi, this is Gary with Midwest Accounts. It’s around ten till one, and I was just returning your–“<\/p>\n

BEEP BEEP<\/p>\n

“Message era–“<\/p>\n

CLICK<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The lady in the cube next to mine is pretty vicious with her voicemail system; I know this because she always uses it with her speakerphone on. It sounds like this: CLICK TOOOOONE BEEP BEEP BEEP “Meridian Mail. Mailb–“ BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP “Passw–“ BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP “One fifteen pm, June–“ BEEP “You […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-cube-next-door"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}