{"id":8,"date":"2007-04-16T16:29:25","date_gmt":"2007-04-16T21:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2007\/04\/16\/8\/"},"modified":"2007-04-16T16:29:25","modified_gmt":"2007-04-16T21:29:25","slug":"8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/04\/16\/8\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a TV show about Edwardian cuisine, the household tonight spent twenty minutes in goggling horror at the idea of a <a href=\"http:\/\/fxcuisine.com\/default.asp?Display=13\" title=\"2. Extract the liver. At this point the duck prisoner will begin to offer false information.\">duck press<\/a>.  Here is what a duck press is used for:  <i>squishing a duck so hard that all the blood comes out.<\/i>  That&#8217;s it!  Apparently they were later bastardized into lobster presses (do lobsters have blood?  I thought they were insects) and now duck presses cost thousands of dollars and are impossible to find.<\/p>\n<p>But the ones you can find have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantes.com\/duck_press.htm\" title=\"First Fun Duck Fact:  wrong!\">little webbed feet<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a TV show about Edwardian cuisine, the household tonight spent twenty minutes in goggling horror at the idea of a duck press. Here is what a duck press is used for: squishing a duck so hard that all the blood comes out. That&#8217;s it! Apparently they were later bastardized into lobster presses (do lobsters [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11,12,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-holly-gramazio","category-kevan-davis","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}