{"id":790,"date":"2004-06-18T09:50:45","date_gmt":"2004-06-18T14:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/06\/18\/790\/"},"modified":"2004-06-18T09:50:45","modified_gmt":"2004-06-18T14:50:45","slug":"790","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/06\/18\/790\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what nobody ever says anymore?  &#8220;It was highway robbery!&#8221;  I seem to remember people used to say that all the time.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody&#8217;s been robbed on a highway in a few hundred years or so, but I&#8217;m just saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what nobody ever says anymore? &#8220;It was highway robbery!&#8221; I seem to remember people used to say that all the time. Nobody&#8217;s been robbed on a highway in a few hundred years or so, but I&#8217;m just saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-slang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}