{"id":771,"date":"2004-07-03T17:36:55","date_gmt":"2004-07-03T22:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/07\/03\/possibly-the-only-entry-that-falls-under-food-and-landmarks\/"},"modified":"2004-07-03T17:36:55","modified_gmt":"2004-07-03T22:36:55","slug":"possibly-the-only-entry-that-falls-under-food-and-landmarks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/07\/03\/possibly-the-only-entry-that-falls-under-food-and-landmarks\/","title":{"rendered":"Possibly the only entry that falls under &#8220;Food&#8221; and &#8220;Landmarks&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a scene in The Matrix where Cypher discusses the price of his betrayal with Agent Smith in a fancy restaurant, over some steak.  That steak is presumably the ideal steak, the most perfect combination of taste and texture that a neural implant can render.  It certainly looks (and sounds) like it onscreen.  Whenever I think about that scene or watch the movie, I usually get a craving for dead cow, to which even the finest Applebee&#8217;s cut inevitably fails to live up.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, Maria took me to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.louisvillehotbites.com\/mayan.shtml\" title=\"&quot;Everything is good even if you can't pronounce it - and you probably can't.&quot;\">Mayan Gypsy<\/a> on Market Street.  I ordered the Tierra y Mar, medium rare.  And <i>it was that steak.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I can ever go to another restaurant again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a scene in The Matrix where Cypher discusses the price of his betrayal with Agent Smith in a fancy restaurant, over some steak. That steak is presumably the ideal steak, the most perfect combination of taste and texture that a neural implant can render. It certainly looks (and sounds) like it onscreen. Whenever I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-landmarks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}