Hey guys? Yeah, you know who you are. My… clientele.<\/p>\n
I know you’ve been waiting. And I gotta tell you, it’s worth it.<\/p>\n
That’s right. I got a little something<\/a> for you.<\/p>\n
Oh, sure, you can read it. As long as it doesn’t leave this apartment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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