{"id":767,"date":"2004-07-09T11:50:33","date_gmt":"2004-07-09T16:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/07\/09\/go-car-go\/"},"modified":"2004-07-09T11:50:33","modified_gmt":"2004-07-09T16:50:33","slug":"go-car-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/07\/09\/go-car-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Go, car.  Go."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/anacrusis\/2004\/07\/07\/0\" title=\"I can't quite bring myself to call it &quot;an anacrusis&#038;quot yet.\">an ultrashort<\/a> as per <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crummy.com\/2004\/07\/05\/0\" title=\"You should write the other one!\">Leonard&#8217;s idea<\/a>, and the next day I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/cms.firehouse.com\/content\/article\/article.jsp?id=32289&#038;ionId=45\" title=\"&quot;Witnesses also reported that the driver jumped down from the vehicle and ran to catch a bus prior to the arrival of Engine 2 and the Harris County Sheriff's Department.&quot;\">this story<\/a> linked on Dave Barry&#8217;s blog.<\/p>\n<p>The cars are waking up.  I&#8217;d just walk everywhere, if I were you.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"6\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/cars_can_jump.jpg\" alt=\"Cars can jump.\" title=\"Cars can jump.\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"15\"><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/cars_can_fly.jpg\" alt=\"Cars can fly.\" title=\"Cars can fly.\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote an ultrashort as per Leonard&#8217;s idea, and the next day I saw this story linked on Dave Barry&#8217;s blog. The cars are waking up. I&#8217;d just walk everywhere, if I were you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,27,19,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries","category-leonard-richardson","category-mild-lunacy","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}