{"id":752,"date":"2004-07-30T00:05:15","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T05:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/07\/30\/752\/"},"modified":"2004-07-30T00:05:15","modified_gmt":"2004-07-30T05:05:15","slug":"752","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/07\/30\/752\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Lovecraftian epithet &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/Area51\/Rampart\/4059\/question.html\" title=\"&quot;Black cloud with your tendrils and ugly hoofed feet \/ I lie awake nights hoping we never meet.&quot;  BEST POEM EVER.\">Black Goat with a Thousand Young<\/a>&#8221; becomes less frightening when you realize that technically, it should be &#8220;Black Goat with a Thousand Kids.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Lovecraftian epithet &#8220;Black Goat with a Thousand Young&#8221; becomes less frightening when you realize that technically, it should be &#8220;Black Goat with a Thousand Kids.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connections"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}