{"id":74,"date":"2006-10-16T16:02:04","date_gmt":"2006-10-16T21:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/10\/16\/this-is-going-to-seem-unprovoked-but-go-with-it\/"},"modified":"2006-10-16T16:02:04","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T21:02:04","slug":"this-is-going-to-seem-unprovoked-but-go-with-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/10\/16\/this-is-going-to-seem-unprovoked-but-go-with-it\/","title":{"rendered":"This is going to seem unprovoked but go with it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who the fuck sent me the creepy email with the talking monkey?<\/p>\n<p><b>Update 2307<\/b> hrs:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.careerbuilder.com\/monk-e-mail\/?mid=14851246\" title=\"Stop asking stupid questions want to hear a funny joke!\">Ken did<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who the fuck sent me the creepy email with the talking monkey? Update 2307 hrs: Ken did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ken-moore","category-paranoia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}