{"id":73,"date":"2006-10-17T10:30:13","date_gmt":"2006-10-17T15:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/10\/17\/73\/"},"modified":"2006-10-17T10:30:13","modified_gmt":"2006-10-17T15:30:13","slug":"73","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/10\/17\/73\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have whiplash now!  Great!  Dammit!  This is from about eight seconds of headbanging during &#8220;Blister in the Sun&#8221; at Erin and Stephen&#8217;s wedding.  I used to be able to dance like that for hours, and now my limit is less than eight seconds.<\/p>\n<p>I guess having ruined my spinal column in college is worth some cred.  Maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have whiplash now! Great! Dammit! This is from about eight seconds of headbanging during &#8220;Blister in the Sun&#8221; at Erin and Stephen&#8217;s wedding. I used to be able to dance like that for hours, and now my limit is less than eight seconds. I guess having ruined my spinal column in college is worth [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stephen-heintz","category-stress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}