{"id":721,"date":"2004-09-03T23:47:47","date_gmt":"2004-09-04T04:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/09\/03\/maria-helped\/"},"modified":"2004-09-03T23:47:47","modified_gmt":"2004-09-04T04:47:47","slug":"maria-helped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/09\/03\/maria-helped\/","title":{"rendered":"Maria helped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=2497969916637496312\" title=\"I believe I should have put Capcom, not Namco, and maybe G instead of Q.\">unofficial Penny Arcade trivia test<\/a>.  I scored higher than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/news.php3?date=2004-09-03#2193\" title=\"Only by one question, but still.  56 &gt; 54.\">the <i>real<\/i> Gabe<\/a>.  I did not make use of the archive.<\/p>\n<p>I probably read Penny Arcade too much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took the unofficial Penny Arcade trivia test. I scored higher than the real Gabe. I did not make use of the archive. I probably read Penny Arcade too much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}