{"id":71,"date":"2006-10-24T11:01:57","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T16:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/10\/24\/71\/"},"modified":"2006-10-24T11:01:57","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T16:01:57","slug":"71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/10\/24\/71\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a package coming to me.  I live in Louisville.  Where the big UPS hub is.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/bad_ups_bad.png\" alt=\"This is where I show you the tracking screen, indicating that the package arrived in Louisville and immediately went to Lexington.\" title=\"Lexington would be a good name for a debonair spy.\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Somebody sold you a bad algorithm, UPS.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update 10.25.2006<\/b> 0057 hrs:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/sad_ups_sad.png\" alt=\"And, twenty-four hours later, came right back to Louisville.\" title=\"I think the writers on Veronica Mars are working a little too hard to make the victims unsympathetic, you know?\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a package coming to me. I live in Louisville. Where the big UPS hub is. Somebody sold you a bad algorithm, UPS. Update 10.25.2006 0057 hrs:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}