{"id":694,"date":"2004-10-01T14:07:01","date_gmt":"2004-10-01T19:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/10\/01\/694\/"},"modified":"2004-10-01T14:07:01","modified_gmt":"2004-10-01T19:07:01","slug":"694","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/10\/01\/694\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow.  I guess I assumed it was dead and irrelevant, but still, how in the world did I miss the publication of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/080652569X\/ref=pd_sbs_b_2\/002-7760500-6695229?v=glance&#038;s=books\" title=\"&quot;Everytime I looked at it I popped 500 boners and was unable to pee efficiently.&quot;\">Real Ultimate Power book<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. I guess I assumed it was dead and irrelevant, but still, how in the world did I miss the publication of the Real Ultimate Power book?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}