{"id":638,"date":"2004-11-17T10:32:35","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T15:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/11\/17\/638\/"},"modified":"2004-11-17T10:32:35","modified_gmt":"2004-11-17T15:32:35","slug":"638","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/11\/17\/638\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;<b>Tuna Casserole<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Ingredients: 1 large casserole dish<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Place the casserole dish in a cold oven. Place a chair facing the oven and sit in it forever. Think about how hungry you are. When night falls, do not turn on the light.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pvspade.com\/Sartre\/cookbook.html\" title=\"&quot;I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of existence, and instead they taste like cheese.&quot;\">Jean-Paul Sartre attempts to write a cookbook.<\/a>  Found via the <a href=\"http:\/\/interconnected.org\/home\/mini\/\" title=\"This, in turn, found via Kevan.\">Interconnected mini-links<\/a>, which is great in direct proportion to your dorkiness.  I think it&#8217;s <i>awesome.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Tuna Casserole Ingredients: 1 large casserole dish Place the casserole dish in a cold oven. Place a chair facing the oven and sit in it forever. Think about how hungry you are. When night falls, do not turn on the light.&#8221; Jean-Paul Sartre attempts to write a cookbook. Found via the Interconnected mini-links, which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,13,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-obsessions","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}