{"id":630,"date":"2004-11-24T09:47:56","date_gmt":"2004-11-24T14:47:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/11\/24\/the-future-will-kill-us-all\/"},"modified":"2004-11-24T09:47:56","modified_gmt":"2004-11-24T14:47:56","slug":"the-future-will-kill-us-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/11\/24\/the-future-will-kill-us-all\/","title":{"rendered":"The Future Will Kill Us All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/fig.lithiumcarbonate.net\" title=\"Complete with Livejournal.\">human<\/a> who drew <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fig.lithiumcarbonate.net\/2004\/07-15-2004.jpg\" title=\"Not sure who that is, but I want to listen to the music he or she makes.\">this<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fig.lithiumcarbonate.net\/2004\/07-28-2004.jpg\" title=\"Had Warhol known about cel shading...\">this<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fig.lithiumcarbonate.net\/2004\/06-22-2004.jpg\" title=\"I want this on my wall.\">this<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fig.lithiumcarbonate.net\/2004\/06-09-2004.jpg\" title=\"Suggests a sense of humor more typically associated with a twenty-two-year-old male.\">this<\/a> is thirteen years old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The human who drew this, this, this and this is thirteen years old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}