{"id":599,"date":"2004-12-17T20:26:10","date_gmt":"2004-12-18T01:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/12\/17\/theres-just-no-way-to-make-this-sentence-interesting\/"},"modified":"2004-12-17T20:26:10","modified_gmt":"2004-12-18T01:26:10","slug":"theres-just-no-way-to-make-this-sentence-interesting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/12\/17\/theres-just-no-way-to-make-this-sentence-interesting\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s just no way to make this sentence interesting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will never <a href=\"http:\/\/www.readymademag.com\/feature_14_foldem.php\" title=\"&quot;He vowed to use the technique for all his own laundry, deeming it, quite unscientifically, 'magic.'&quot;\">fold my t-shirts<\/a> the same way again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will never fold my t-shirts the same way again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}