{"id":58,"date":"2006-11-25T10:32:31","date_gmt":"2006-11-25T15:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/11\/25\/58\/"},"modified":"2006-11-25T10:32:31","modified_gmt":"2006-11-25T15:32:31","slug":"58","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/11\/25\/58\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

From a discussion of finding Dracula’s voice<\/a> in the Anacrusis LJ-feed comments comes this quasifilk gem<\/a> of Ben’s<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“You know perfectly well the nature of doctor-patient privilege, Vlad,” says Van Helsing. “But–“<\/p>\n

“I have her power of attorney since she was declared missing,” says Mina. “Go ahead, doctor.”<\/p>\n

Dracula looks at her sharply, then back to Van Helsing. “Dracula Dracula Dracula Dracula Dracula Dracula Dracula Dracula Dracula, Dracula.”<\/p>\n

Van Helsing sighs. “It’s Ms. Murray’s discretion. In here, please.”<\/p>\n

He gestures them into a file room and rummages through drawers. “Polycythemia vera,” he says, “a chronic condition. Simply put, the young lady produces too many erythrocytes; circulation is slowed, bruises come easily. Treatment of choice is–“<\/p>\n

“Dracula,” says Dracula.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From a discussion of finding Dracula’s voice in the Anacrusis LJ-feed comments comes this quasifilk gem of Ben’s: “You know perfectly well the nature of doctor-patient privilege, Vlad,” says Van Helsing. “But–“ “I have her power of attorney since she was declared missing,” says Mina. “Go ahead, doctor.” Dracula looks at her sharply, then back […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ben-himself","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}