{"id":563,"date":"2005-01-24T12:04:14","date_gmt":"2005-01-24T17:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/01\/24\/also-useful-in-case-of-level-3-zombie-outbreaks\/"},"modified":"2005-01-24T12:04:14","modified_gmt":"2005-01-24T17:04:14","slug":"also-useful-in-case-of-level-3-zombie-outbreaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/01\/24\/also-useful-in-case-of-level-3-zombie-outbreaks\/","title":{"rendered":"Also useful in case of Level 3 Zombie Outbreaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t be getting a car any time soon, but now I know, when I do, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B00067F1CE\/ref=ase_downandoutint-20\/103-8210476-3486247?v=glance&#038;s=miscellaneous\" title=\"Its name would be The Onomatapoiea Tank.\">what it will be.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I won&#8217;t be getting a car any time soon, but now I know, when I do, what it will be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,69,95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries","category-exertion","category-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}