{"id":560,"date":"2005-01-27T23:02:02","date_gmt":"2005-01-28T04:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/01\/27\/560\/"},"modified":"2005-01-27T23:02:02","modified_gmt":"2005-01-28T04:02:02","slug":"560","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/01\/27\/560\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, to reach the law offices of Gary Shapero, you dial 777-7777.<\/p>\n<p><i>777-7777.<\/i>  Who the hell did he have to blow at BellSouth to get that sweet piece of numerology?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you want to reach me, just press seven for a while.  When I pick up, you will know that you have pressed seven enough.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, to reach the law offices of Gary Shapero, you dial 777-7777. 777-7777. Who the hell did he have to blow at BellSouth to get that sweet piece of numerology? &#8220;If you want to reach me, just press seven for a while. When I pick up, you will know that you have pressed seven enough.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-and-ads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}