{"id":556,"date":"2005-01-28T14:47:23","date_gmt":"2005-01-28T19:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/01\/28\/556\/"},"modified":"2005-01-28T14:47:23","modified_gmt":"2005-01-28T19:47:23","slug":"556","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/01\/28\/556\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream the other night that I was running for Prime Minister in Ukraine (yes, Viktor Yuschenko had already been elected; for some reason the PM was like a Vice-President, and had to be elected separately.)  I was pretty nervous about this, but I was the only chance that the Westernization-EU movement in Ukraine had, because it was a known secret that the opposing candidate was an evil Soviet type who was going to undo all Yuschenko&#8217;s ostensible progress.  So I just winged it, not knowing anything about the current issues in the country, or the language, or what I was supposed to be speaking about.  I just relied on my natural charisma!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I did very well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream the other night that I was running for Prime Minister in Ukraine (yes, Viktor Yuschenko had already been elected; for some reason the PM was like a Vice-President, and had to be elected separately.) I was pretty nervous about this, but I was the only chance that the Westernization-EU movement in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}