{"id":549,"date":"2005-02-02T14:29:03","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T19:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/02\/02\/the-mysteries-of-halo-2\/"},"modified":"2005-02-02T14:29:03","modified_gmt":"2005-02-02T19:29:03","slug":"the-mysteries-of-halo-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/02\/02\/the-mysteries-of-halo-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The mysteries of Halo 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, when you play a game over the interweb against somebody who chose the username &#8220;AvengingTBag1,&#8221; you have to ask some questions.  Is this player&#8217;s purpose to avenge a T-bag to which he was once subjected?  Is, rather, the T-bag his chosen method of vengeance for some unknown slight?  Is he a T-bag <i>personified<\/i>, with revenge heavy on his mind?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, when you play a game over the interweb against somebody who chose the username &#8220;AvengingTBag1,&#8221; you have to ask some questions. Is this player&#8217;s purpose to avenge a T-bag to which he was once subjected? Is, rather, the T-bag his chosen method of vengeance for some unknown slight? Is he a T-bag personified, with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}