{"id":544,"date":"2005-02-07T10:44:31","date_gmt":"2005-02-07T15:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/02\/07\/544\/"},"modified":"2005-02-07T10:44:31","modified_gmt":"2005-02-07T15:44:31","slug":"544","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/02\/07\/544\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of Leonard, you do remember <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crummy.com\/features\/DogBitesDog\/\" title=\"&quot;But reality is rarely so accommodating. We must take matters into our own hands.&quot;\">Dog Bites Dog<\/a>, right?  I&#8217;ve been putting off subscribing to its RSS feed because man, that&#8217;s a lot of volume, but then I remember to check it again and get gems like these:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Pregnant woman's belly fetches $4,000 as ad space\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0203belly-billboard03-ON.html\">Pregnant woman&#8217;s belly <\/a><a title=\"Music producer accused of trying to steal used tires\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0202wrestler02-ON.html\">accused of trying to steal used tires<\/a><!--0, 1-->\n<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Scottsdale firm's edgy Super Bowl ad stands out\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0204Super-Ads-Go-ON.html\">Scottsdale firm&#8217;s edgy Super <\/a><a title=\"Chris Rock tours White House, hiding from Bush\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0131Rock-ON.html\">House, hiding from Bush<\/a><!--1, 1-->\n<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Police: Student in hazing dies drinking too much water\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0204fraternitydeath-ON.html\">Police: Student in hazing <\/a><a title=\"J.Lo's ring back on sale\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0204clapton04-ON.html\">back on sale<\/a><!--1, 2-->\n<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Jimi Hendrix house could be bulldozed in Seattle\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0203Hendrix-ON.html\">Jimi Hendrix <\/a><a title=\"Doctor pretends to be insane to get out of army service\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0204dodgingmilitary-ON.html\">pretends to be insane to get out of army service<\/a><!--1, 1-->\n<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Elephant tramples circus worker to death\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0201Elephant01-ON.html\">Elephant <\/a><a title=\"Michael Jackson says celebrity makes him a target\" href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/offbeat\/articles\/0204Jackson04-ON.html\">says celebrity makes him a target<\/a><!--1, 1--><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A while back, I thought about starting a weblog just to post funny Dog Bites Dog headlines, but you can already subscribe to DBD yourself, and I don&#8217;t trust that my funny-filter is any better than yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of Leonard, you do remember Dog Bites Dog, right? I&#8217;ve been putting off subscribing to its RSS feed because man, that&#8217;s a lot of volume, but then I remember to check it again and get gems like these: Pregnant woman&#8217;s belly accused of trying to steal used tires Scottsdale firm&#8217;s edgy Super House, hiding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}