{"id":531,"date":"2005-02-16T18:22:46","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T23:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/02\/16\/why-girls-are-pretty-is-great\/"},"modified":"2005-02-16T18:22:46","modified_gmt":"2005-02-16T23:22:46","slug":"why-girls-are-pretty-is-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/02\/16\/why-girls-are-pretty-is-great\/","title":{"rendered":"Why GIRLS ARE PRETTY is great"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;Last summer, Matt Hohlfienz punched you in the eye pulled down your swim trunks during a swimming lesson at the community Y. Everyone laughed. It&#8217;s time to make Matt Hohlfienz <a href=\"http:\/\/girlsarepretty.com\/2005_02_01_girlsarepretty_archive.html#110856082581849332\" title=\"&quot;Though Matt is much bigger than you, this is a fair matchup, as you're both 8.&quot;\">scream like a dying animal<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Last summer, Matt Hohlfienz punched you in the eye pulled down your swim trunks during a swimming lesson at the community Y. Everyone laughed. It&#8217;s time to make Matt Hohlfienz scream like a dying animal.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}