{"id":53,"date":"2006-12-03T20:14:04","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T01:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/12\/03\/every-time-i-start-to-think-im-good-at-this-real-life-proves-me-wrong\/"},"modified":"2006-12-03T20:14:04","modified_gmt":"2006-12-04T01:14:04","slug":"every-time-i-start-to-think-im-good-at-this-real-life-proves-me-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/12\/03\/every-time-i-start-to-think-im-good-at-this-real-life-proves-me-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"Every time I start to think I&#8217;m good at this real life proves me wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NEVER BUILD YOUR OWN COMPUTER.  Thank fucking Christ I bought a backup system last month, and double thanks I bought it from Apple.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEVER BUILD YOUR OWN COMPUTER. Thank fucking Christ I bought a backup system last month, and double thanks I bought it from Apple.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}