{"id":498,"date":"2005-03-10T10:15:25","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T15:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/03\/10\/lets-see-if-lj-picks-it-up-this-time\/"},"modified":"2005-03-10T10:15:25","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T15:15:25","slug":"lets-see-if-lj-picks-it-up-this-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/03\/10\/lets-see-if-lj-picks-it-up-this-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s see if LJ picks it up this time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/dont_blog_front.gif\" alt=\"Don't blog on me\" title=\"Totally GISed.\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/dont_blog_back.gif\" alt=\" blog, verb \/ To noisily and simultaneously void one\u2019s spleen, stomach, bladder and bowels.\" title=\"GISed and PSPed!\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>In case you can&#8217;t read the text on the second one (which would be the back), it&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eod.com\/devil\/\" title=\"Sorely missed.\">Devil&#8217;s Dictionary 2.0<\/a> definition of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eod.com\/devil\/archive\/blog.html\" title=\"&quot;Get outta my way!  I think I'm gonna blog!&quot;\">&#8220;blog,&#8221;<\/a> so of course this would be pending Mr. Knauss&#8217;s approval.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, if I got a couple dozen of these printed up, would anybody else be into it?  I know my bitter, self-mocking iconoclasm is somewhat uncommon within my circle of readers, but there is a time and place for the ironic acknowledgement of one&#8217;s own participation in an overhyped and crass medium of expression.  Like, say, concerts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you can&#8217;t read the text on the second one (which would be the back), it&#8217;s the Devil&#8217;s Dictionary 2.0 definition of &#8220;blog,&#8221; so of course this would be pending Mr. Knauss&#8217;s approval. Seriously, if I got a couple dozen of these printed up, would anybody else be into it? I know my bitter, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-metablogging","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}