{"id":49,"date":"2006-12-31T14:24:36","date_gmt":"2006-12-31T19:24:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/12\/31\/49\/"},"modified":"2006-12-31T14:24:36","modified_gmt":"2006-12-31T19:24:36","slug":"49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/12\/31\/49\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><b>Me:<\/b> <i>(scrolling through Tivo)<\/i> We have a couple of Novas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b>  What are they on?  &#8230;No, I&#8217;m not interested in those.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b>  But this one has lemurs!<\/p>\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b>  No.  No.  You know what they should make one about?  <\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> What?<\/p>\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b> <i>Unicorns.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: (scrolling through Tivo) We have a couple of Novas&#8230; Maria: What are they on? &#8230;No, I&#8217;m not interested in those. Me: But this one has lemurs! Maria: No. No. You know what they should make one about? Me: What? Maria: Unicorns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}