{"id":445,"date":"2005-04-22T12:13:27","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T17:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/04\/22\/445\/"},"modified":"2005-04-22T12:13:27","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T17:13:27","slug":"445","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/04\/22\/445\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The elastic band on my pocket Moleskine snapped off this morning.  What the shit!  I had my first pocket Moleskine for over two years, and its elastic band is still on.  This one&#8217;s barely seven months old!  You&#8217;re fired, pocket Moleskine!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t actually think this will actually make much of an actual difference, since it actually stays closed in my pocket and I don&#8217;t press things between the actual pages.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update 1427<\/b> hrs:  THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT MY SHORTCOMINGS, DAVID FLORA.  I HAVE CORRECTED THE REDUNDANCY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The elastic band on my pocket Moleskine snapped off this morning. What the shit! I had my first pocket Moleskine for over two years, and its elastic band is still on. This one&#8217;s barely seven months old! You&#8217;re fired, pocket Moleskine! I don&#8217;t actually think this will actually make much of an actual difference, since [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}